no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
