I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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