i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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