sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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