So drunk, too bad you don't want this
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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