you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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