32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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