Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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