You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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