She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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