I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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