Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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