Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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