I love black thongs
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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