my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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