There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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