I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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