I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Quick, to the slutcave!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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