I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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