Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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