I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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