Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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