Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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