In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
