Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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