i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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