Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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