that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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