Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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