And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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