Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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