thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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