ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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