"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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