I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
