I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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