how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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