Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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