There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
