Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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