4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Say something about gay babies.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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