I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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