Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize
