So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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