And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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