Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Banned from zoo.
Again?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
ok first of all what the fuck
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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