let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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