Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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