I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
this will be a night to untag.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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