so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
why is half of my head shaved?
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