she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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