You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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