In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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