your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
