haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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